Looking for a job? Join the club. Like Chipotle? It's hard to be a true American and not love their oversized portions that always leave you thinking "maybe just eating half would have been okay.."
If you're a real American looking for work, I have the perfect plan for you.. The new Chipotle in Columbia Heights is NOW HIRING. I know - too good to be true. If you're lucky enough to get hired (tough job market out there), you too can slop beans meat and salsa into an oversized tortilla with the best and brightest Columbia Heights has to offer. In addition, say goodbye to paying for your meals. As an employee, not only will you get your hourly wage, but you'll also get free Chipotle* for the rest of your career there.
Ok, but in all seriousness, the fact that they're hiring means that Chipotle will be opening very soon, giving us in Mount P a much closer alternative to fulfill our Chipotle cravings. From Mount Pleasant, you can probably place your order on your iPhone as you leave your house and have it ready by the time you get there..
*Free Chipotle for employees may or may not be a benefit of working for Chipotle. If they don't offer it, I'm sure you can probably sneak a few "mess ups" in your bag. I apologize for the shitty quality of this post. thanks.
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